Over the Hill Funny Cocktail Napkins @ To-Dos.com

Congrats, you're 60 (BALDGUY Greetings)
Congrats, you're 60. But don't feel old. They say 60 is the new 58. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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Happy 50th Birthday (BALDGUY Greetings)
Happy 50th Birthday. May you have 50 more. But let's not count on it, okay? 24 beverage napkins per package.
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You've Aged. (BALDGUY Greetings)
You've Aged. I mean, we all have, but it's so much more obvious on you. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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Today, we celebrate your life.(BALDGUY Greetings)
Today, we celebrate your life and all you've become. So please don't let us down like you used to okay? 24 beverage napkins per package.
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I can't believe you're 30. (BALDGUY Greetings)
I can't believe you're 30. I mean, I can't believe you're only 30. I totally thought you were older than that. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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Make a wish and blow out...(BALDGUY Greetings)
Make a wish and blow out your candles. Just don't expect it to come true. Unless it has something to do with the candles going out when you blow on them. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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May you live to be a thousand. (BALDGUY Greetings)
May you live to be a thousand. And never grow tired of shitting yourself. Because after 80, you really lose control of your bowels. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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Happy 40th Birthday! (BALDGUY Greetings)
Happy 40th Birthday! Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead. 24 beverage napkins per package.
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